Iron-Clown [1]

/ˈī(ə)rn kloun/


  • An individual who lacks awareness of the fact that they do not have the health nor the basic physical skill set to swim, bike, and run with the degree of competency required to compete in the sport of triathlon, yet who subsequently enters and competes in the longest endurance events in the sport of triathlon, namely iron-distance triathlons, believing it will serve to accurately portray the superior state of physical fitness, emotional stability, and mental health they believe they have


Can science lie? I mean… isn’t science objective, as in 100% objective?

Science may be, but we must remember that scientists aren’t.

Case in point…

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Researchers did indeed show – in this study – that parachutes don’t work, or more correctly, work as well as backpacks (which were worn by the control group). The spoiler… the study subjects jumped from planes that were not flying, weren’t even moving, were actually parked on a nice piece of grass with the jump off point from the plane a mere couple of feet above the ground. Refer to the picture in the linked article to see exactly how researchers ‘proved’ parachutes don’t work.

The point… this is exactly how scientists can use research to cause readers who fail to dig into the details of the scientific study to come to false conclusions. Worse, sports writers who rarely are versed in scientific literature (you need a minimum of a university level course in statistics to understand the data points precisely and in order to draw conclusions), defer to the scientists study title in order to write articles which are then posted on triathlon, running and cycling websites. With few of the website readers digging into the depths of the research the dissemination of false information grows and grows until you have a meme develop like… take for example all the articles that showcase only the upside of HiiT and fail to ever mention any downside, any long term costs or consequences to hi intensity training.

Its not only the setup of the study that matters – e.g. jumping from a plane on the ground vs a plane flying hundreds of feet above the ground to test a hypothesis over parachutes – everything about science matters… from the number of participants, to who are the participants, how they were selected, how the study was performed, and whether the results of the study are in fact statistically significant.

Every study will yield results, the questions that need to be dealt with are the results meaningful, reproducible, valid and reliable? If not, then the study, irrespective of how awesome the conclusion may be… is irrelevant because it wasn’t science that was performed, it was a hack or hobbyist attempting to do science.

Google “research fraud” and you will find that the number of reported and unreported cases of scientists messing with their scientific studies in order to deliver “results” is growing. This has huge implications not only in sport, but everywhere, especially in areas such as health care.

In the meantime, be cautious about accepting scientific research study results just because someone says the data was published even in a noteworthy journal.

Scientists unlike science are not 100% objective. They are prone to the fleshy pursuits of profit, power and prestige and if the opportunity to mess with results offers the potential to eek out a nicer slice of the pie for themselves… well… some scientists won’t blink twice to take the opportunity even if it means disseminating incorrect information hence compromising on their name and their reputation.

Flat Feet Don’t Mean You Need Orthotics

Lesson is… you cannot look at feet in isolation of the entire body, or in the case of runners just in or out of the running stride, and the entire body and how it moves needs to be assessed, meaning all the joints from head to toe.

This is NOT a skill set any specialty running shoe retailer sales clerk has; that running stores make such claims … well, if any professional made such claims and didn’t have the education, the experience, the credentials to back it up, its called malpractice.

Running Shoe Sales Scam

What happens when you put any body part into a cast?

What does it look like 6 or 8 weeks after having a cast?

Besides hairy, its what… thin, weak, fragile.

Alright… so what happens when you place an orthotic onto a body part?

The exact same thing.

The orthotic – whether that be a foot orthotic or any other type of orthotic – will result in the underlying structures slowly becoming more and more dependent on the supporting features and functions of the orthotic device, hence the underlying structures will weaken and in time be unable to support the body part or entire body without the orthotic device.

Now, with this said… there is a time and place and person who will need a true orthotic device and thank goodness there are health care technicians & professionals specializing in constructing these custom devices for patients. For the most part, most do not need orthotics. What is needed is a proper training program that teaches the body to do the work the orthotic device would do, so that the orthotic device is no longer needed, or not needed to begin.

What if… all the stability shoe nonsense, and orthotic nonsense is actually the source of many running injuries and not the so-called solution that its made out to be by your typical specialty running store sales clerk?

What if… all the support, stability, etc… that we are putting under our arches is resulting in the muscles, ligaments, tendons, and even bones becoming more and more dependent on the supporting structures, hence having to work less and less becoming weaker and in time instead of being able to function properly, become so dependent on being ‘casted’ 24/7 that without a stability shoe or orthotic insert or both… the person ends up not even able to walk.

Yet that same person will swear that if it wasnt for the amazing support in their shoes and orthotics… they would never be able to walk again.

Gee… this sounds like a terrific con job if you are in the business of selling shoes and need to ensure that your customers become repeat customers and in turn bring in more customers (all with foot problems, foot pain, and most importantly running injuries)!

For those not interested in being scammed any longer, there is an alternative but you won’t find it in any specialty running retail shop… its called training.

Indeed. You can actually train the muscles, ligaments, tendons and bones in your feet, your lower leg, your entire leg all the way up to your core to becoming more agile, able to balance with less effort and exertion, leading to greater coordination in movement.

Guess how that happens?

Right… through repetitive simple silly little exercises that most laugh off as pointless and useless, meanwhile they will run – sorry, i mean hobble – over to their running store sales clerk seeking a solution for all their running injuries, and never clue in to the fact that their injuries have progressively become worse and worse, even chronic in some cases as a result of the shoe sales scam of… seek ye… Stability! Support!

What I would like to see… research that identifies just how many running injuries result from so-called ‘proper running shoe selection’ from a typical specialty running retailer. How many injuries have actually been caused? Based on that research, I believe an estimate could be made of all the wasted health care dollars that the public health care system and individuals have used for private health care in ‘resolving’ issues that were never properly solved because the so-called solution never was, instead running shoe selection by a sales clerk being a bandaid that covers up what is truly needed: proper training, proper progression, perhaps even a period of no running so that the body can heal, return to zero so that it can be built up to take the repeat stresses of running or whatever is the sport the athlete is involved.

It’s Gotta Be The Shoes!

Walk into any running shoe store, especially a specialty running shoe store and mention that you are looking to either start running or replace your current running shoes and the sales clerk will immediately put on their white lab coat to start selling you on the scam which is… that running shoe design (i.e. stability, neutral or cushioning) is critical to preventing running injuries.

The sales clerk, who is without any training in foot anatomy, foot biomechanics, foot anything, will likely ask to see your current pair of running shoes in order to “analyze” your wear pattern so that they can ‘prescribe’ you the appropriate running shoe.

Its an unbelievable scam because there is no proof for any of it.

First, there is no conclusive, consistent, reliable and valid research that shows that running shoe design will prevent any injury.

Second, when did running stores obtain the ability to ordain sales clerks as pedorthists, podiatrist, orthopedist or physiotherapist? Seriously? If any regulated health professional made as many false claims as running sales clerks do regarding running shoes, there would be countless complaints to the regulatory bodies of those professionals. Sales clerk get away with it because they aren’t anything… other than a sales clerk: they are not specialists in the foot, nor in prescribing footwear despite the fact that this is exactly how they present themselves.

This is what happens when an industry sells a belief, ordains hundreds and hundreds of false prophets (i.e. running store sales clerks) who call all runners to seek redemption by buying the proper shoe… only then will they achieve running nirvana with all their foot aches and pains receding, and bringing an end to their running injuries. Convert to injury free running with the purchase of “proper” running shoes is the claim… the outcome… runners have just as many running injuries today as they did prior to the “innovation” of all the gimmicks in running shoes.

Meanwhile, the fastest runners in the world – runners from nations in Eastern Africa – grow up running on dirt roads without any shoes whatsoever (usually because they cannot afford them, yet become world class runners despite running for years without ‘proper’ running shoes).

I remember working in a specialty running retailer.

I remember the head office supplying the store with a treadmill and video camera so that customers could be recorded walking or running on the treadmill in order that the “diagnosis” of over-pronation be captured in order that stability shoes could be sold, or those runners who land heavily on their heels could be shown the need for a shoe with the utmost of cushioning.

I remember how customers could be ‘sold’ more and more expensive shoes because of this sales process.

I remember the store manager excitedly using this tactic to sell over and over again the most expensive shoe in the running store.

I recall customers gobbling up the apparent care, expertise, and knowledge of all of us sales clerks in the running store as if we were actually ‘experts’ in all things feet.

What a scam!

It was only afterwards, while attending UofT studying to become a physiotherapist that I realized the inappropriateness of this process, and moreover that there is in fact no connection between running shoe type and running injury.

But do you think anyone in the running shoe industry wants the truth to get out?

Now consider that its not only in regards to running shoes, but false claims of assessment, false diagnosis of an underlying issue and ‘prescription’ by a sales force of a service or product is rampant across the entire health, fitness and sports industry. The entire cohort of personal trainers have less combined education than a lifeguard, yet these so called ‘professionals’ are widely accepted as ordained ministers able to preach all things health, fitness, even nutrition, promising that all your goals… from weight loss to performance in sport are achievable through another scam: hi intensity interval training [HiiT].

I challenge you to start challenging everything you hear in the health, fitness and sport industry because you will find that almost all of it is simply trending fads with nearly no substance to any claim made.

Now consider this…

Recently in reading a newsletter from the College of Physiotherapists, I read that a particular insurer will stop accepting invoices from physiotherapists for orthotics: meaning that this insure does not believe that physiotherapists are able to appropriately diagnose and prescribe orthotic devices for their patients (despite having training in anatomy, biomechanics, pathology, and rehab processes, etc…).

But… running store sales clerks ‘prescribe’ all sorts of orthotic type solutions to customers – from shoes to insoles – without any repercussion.

That makes no sense at all!

So whats the point in becoming a foot specialist – a true foot specialist who has taken university level courses to become a regulated health professional who specializes in the foot – if all you need to do is start to work at a shoe retailer and you can… well, you can do just about anything without anyone regulating you?

Sign of the Times

The news of how the Boeing 737 Max was designed and was certified as safe to fly, sums up the current mindset… short cuts, short cuts, and more short cuts in order to make money as quickly and as easily as possible (as in with minimal work, if any at all) to the point that the lives of those who would eventually be flying on the plane is no matter of consequence.

Seriously… what can we expect other than planes falling out of the sky, killing everyone on board when the mindset from the get-go is anything other than excellence? How can we possibly expect anything else? And what… a collective ‘oops’ or ‘my bad’ from Boeing is supposed to be the apology we are expected to accept as sufficient?

Its no different in sport…

A mindset of short cuts, short cuts and more short cuts has taken over, with the goal of making it to the finish line of our chosen event to be made as easy as possible (as in with as little training as possible).

What is not surprising is that there are coaches willing to climb on board this mindset and sell the short cuts. With designers, engineers and the entire C-level of executives at Boeing being all-in on whatever it took to beat European based airplane manufacturer Airbus in delivering a next generation of fuel efficiency plane where wagering the lives of those who would eventually fly on the plane being immaterial… that coaches are willing to do the same should be no surprise. What’s one or a couple lives, if we are willing to kill hundreds at a time?

Ask yourself… do you want to fly on a Boeing 737 Max?

If not, then why are you willing to train under the guidance of a coach who has as much of a conscience as the Boeing team that developed, built, and sold the 737 Max? Stick with that kind of coach and your training and racing will fly just as well as a 737 Max.

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HiiT & Cancer Cell Growth

There is moronic research and then there is super moronic research. In this case we are talking about super moronic research…

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Why do I call this super moronic research, because the concept behind the hypothesis and conclusion suggests that we have no idea how to stop cancer cells from growing and that stopping the growth of cancer cells is the key to eliminating cancer.

Here is a clue to the researchers who clearly didn’t do any research themselves before starting off on a pointless line of experimentation…

We all have “cancer” 24/7.

Cancerous cells exist in everyone constantly, yet we aren’t all diagnosed with cancer. Why?

Because our immune systems detect these cancerous cells and destroy them. This is happening constantly in our bodies. The only difference is that those who are diagnosed with cancer have immune systems which are not identifying and destroying cells that turn cancerous, hence the cancerous cells grow into a tumor at which point they get diagnosed with cancer.

Guess what also stops cancer cells from growing? Chemotherapy and radiation therapy, but no one is lining up for prophylactic chemo or radiation therapy because the consequence of consuming toxins ain’t all rainbows, leprechauns and lil’ pots of gold [chemotherapy quite literally is to drink poison and hope the poison kills the cancer before it kills the patient, and radiation therapy ain’t all that different and the consequences of either of these treatments are horrendous to put it mildly).

Why this research is moronic is because the consequence of HiiT may not be as deadly as bad as chemo or radiation (in the short term) but the cardio-respiratory risks associated with HiiT fails to deliver any payoff in the long term.

Avoid cancer with HiiT, but line yourself up for cardio-respiratory illnesses? How is that better?

If that wasn’t enough, its not like cancer is a one and done thing… its not like you eradicate cancer as if it can be vaccinated against it. Cancer as I said is a constant in your body because it is a byproduct of cell reproduction in its end stages. Cells eventually can no longer replicate completely, and when their replication process breaks down thats when the risk of them turning cancerous is at the highest. We are constantly replacing cells… so one session of HiiT will not prevent anything, especially cancer!

Honestly, this research was quite the waste!

So what are these researchers going to conclude now… that you have to do HiiT everyday to prevent cancer? Right… so once was not enough and the risks of doing HiiT are not enough so let’s gamble with our health and hope to prevent cancer but open ourselves up to other diseases and diagnoses.

Its this kind of moronic research that has the majority of people chasing their tails in search of health… from one type of exercise to another, from one super food to the next, trend after trend, fad after fad and after decades of this crappy science what do we have?

Obesity is rampant, morbid obesity is exploding, lifestyle diseases overwhelming our health care systems, with medically assisted suicide legislated as ‘ok’ stating that in the end… we really have no idea how to be healthy or restore our health so killing one another is the only solution we can come up with.

Fabulous! And this coming from the most technologically and medically advanced society ever to exist? Isn’t that fabulous.

There is a way to live, to exercise, to be healthy, the problem is that all of the solutions to achieve these goals are free: proper breathing, proper eating, proper understanding and management of stress, proper exercise at the proper intensity and duration which is specific to the level of the individual… its all free!

No gym is need, no sports nutrition drinks, bars, protein shakes are required, no equipment, nothing is needed to achieve health and that is exactly why you don’t hear anything about these true path to health… because no one makes a penny.

All the moronic concepts of what it means to be healthy… well, there is no end to that, because everyone is trying to make money off the health, fitness and sports industry selling to our fears that if we dont do this, dont do that, dont eat this or drink that… then we are all doomed.

Careful who you take your health advice from… it could be the last advice you take, ever.

Fuel Fuel Fuel… and end up Dead

Wow, it wasn’t long ago… I can still remember all the articles from coaches, nutritionists, all the so called experts on all things sports and the mantra they were selling : fuel, fuel, fuel, oh yeah and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Remember?

Was there anything wrong with suggesting to athletes to constantly be fueling, especially with some sugary sports nutrition beverage… absolutely not! In fact, the mantra was that if you weren’t then you were as dumb as doornails.

Today, when I head to the local LA Fitness to put in a swim, I still see remnants of the prior set of beliefs of what health revolved around… people walking around carrying monstrous water bottles, with some of them honestly the size of small buckets.

And now research comes out with…

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Its one thing for athletes to be drinking sugary sports nutrition drinks, its an entirely different story for sedentary high school and elementary school children to be downing bottle after bottle of sugary drinks… sport or not sport.

Think about it…

In schools everywhere, vending machines are stocked with sugary sports nutrition drinks and promoted as the “healthy” alternative to pop. And school age children are believing that adults who come up with these marketing campaigns and schools which permit mega-corporations to come in and sell to the children at the school… are keeping in mind that these ARE children.

Why do that?

We are obsessed with making money, kids have money, so sell them shit that could end up killing them (and hopefully kills them later rather than sooner, so that there is little connection to the sugary sports drinks they’ve been inhaling so that there cannot be a lawsuit against the mega-corporations selling to them).

Soda, sugary drinks are the tobacco of our age. Hopefully schools wake up, hopefully parents wake up, and hopefully children are educated that mega-corporations are not here to help you but are here to profit off you and hopefully addict you to their products so that you cannot live without them.

If that doesn’t wake you up… then consider that kids have moved on in many cases from sugary sports drinks and have move onto sugary energy drinks. Once addicted, addicts need more. Once upon a time sugar was enough: soda was in effect the gateway drug that has now opened the door to children consuming energy drinks as if its water.

If sugary sports drink can kill, then what exactly do sugary energy drinks do? I would imagine they can kill you even faster.

Why don’t I listen to nutritionists and all the coaches advising on sports nutrition… because they are not experts, they are mouth pieces for the mega-corporations to sell you product that does not help, but harm you, harm you to the point that they are capable of killing you.

Careful from whom you received your advice… most today are too ignorant to know themselves that the advice they are giving can kill (nice isn’t it to be so naive that you believe the world is full of people who just want to help… and that there isn’t a single sole that has any intentions of harming anyone. Really? So I guess soda, sugary sports nutrition and sugary energy drinks just manufacture, bottle, ship, advertise and market themselves? And we are all victims! Yeah right).

Its Never One or the Other

Short cuts, short cuts, shorts cuts… the reason so many are injured, stay injured, are chronically injured is because we are still relying on an either-or mindset… either we are tight or we are weak.

Reality is you cannot take one muscle out of the body – as much as biomechanists, exercise physiologists, etc.. consistently do – and study that one muscle and make conclusions about that one muscle without taking into consideration… well, like the rest of the entire body!

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This article in Runners World which is written by a physiotherapist no less, claims (a) anyone can simply assess themselves at home to determine the source of their injury, and (b) anyone can apply one or more of the shown exercises, and ta-da they will have a cure all because… hey, its simple: either you are tight or weak, and only in one muscle at a time… and here is the short cut to solving it all on your own.

If you find yourself working with an health professional, and that health professional claims that the body can be divided up into compartments which function independent of the rest of the body… be warned that you are going to get a short-cut solution.

To health professionals still selling the Rene Descartes mechanistic mindset of the body to patients… you may want to read up on current models of understanding of the body as Descartes’ ideas – as important as they were – are also a few centuries old. We have come a ways since thinking that the body is a machine that can be disassembled into parts and understood simply from ‘understanding’ the individual workings of each part.

Oh, Its Harmless… Yeah Right!

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant article on written by a 13 year old who realized what exactly is on the internet – specifically on social media – about her, despite the fact that she herself has never posted anything.

Thanks mom!

Thanks dad!

Thanks sis!

Click here to link to the full article at, and maybe while you are at it consider whether posting statements made in private, personal letters, personal moments, really should be captured and shared with the world?

What if you think its harmless fun, yet for the other person… it isn’t?