Iron-Clown [1]

/ˈī(ə)rn kloun/


  • An individual who lacks awareness of the fact that they do not have the health nor the basic physical skill set to swim, bike, and run with the degree of competency required to compete in the sport of triathlon, yet who subsequently enters and competes in the longest endurance events in the sport of triathlon, namely iron-distance triathlons, believing it will serve to accurately portray the superior state of physical fitness, emotional stability, and mental health they believe they have